About Jaymz

Dirty old Jaymz is a tech monkey for some undisclosed IT department in corporate Australia. When he’s not scaring little children, writing shit that no-one cares about, or watching Japanese cartoons, he can usually be found sitting in a dark corner, crying whilst slowly rocking back and forward, regretting what he has done with his life. He also likes long walks, because he’s too cheap to own a car.

And yes, he really does look like that.